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Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #270
Are you a loser ?
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php

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Overall, you scored as follows:

37% are cooler, and
63% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

You're cooler than half the people! Great work!
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Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #271
J'en tiens un joli de test !

What Age Will You Die ? :niark:

You Will Die at Age 82

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Reply #272
 :mdr: je viens d'en faire un autre et il me dit :

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Your Score Summary

You are going to die at the grand ol' age of:
66

http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_dead.php



Et lui :
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You Will Die at Age 67
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.


Ptin les 2 sont d'accord...  :oh:
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Reply #273
You Have Low Self Esteem 80% of the Time 

You tend to blame yourself when things go wrong, regardless of whether it's your fault or not.
You're anxious to please others and rely too much on their opinions. Learn to please yourself first, and your confidence will soar. 


You Are 50% Evil 

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. 

Coooooooooomme un connaaaaaaaaaaard. AZB, quand on veut l'égalité, la gentleman attitude n'a plus de raison d'être. Pis faire des efforts ça me saoûle :mrgreen:
Je reste malgré tout moins démoniaque qu'une certaine personne  ^^


You're a Wild Drunk 

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! 

Un brave Africain au plus rusé capitaine qui fut jamais.
"Tu sais vaincre; mais tu ne sais pas user de ta victoire: Rome, que tu tenais, t'échappe; et le destin ennemi t'a ôté tantôt le moyen, tantôt la pensée de la prendre."

Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #274
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24% are cooler, and
76% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

Definitely not a loser - You're cool by us

Yeah!  :classe:

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Reply #275
Je crève à 70 ans moi... Ah bon, tant que ça ?  :D
Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution.
The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.
Working Men of All Countries, Unite!
-Marx & Engels, Communist Manifesto (1848)-

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Reply #276
77 ans pour le second test.

(sport, sport, sport et sport... et moins de clopes)

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Reply #277
PAs trop de parachutisme, base jump et tout ça comme sports hein  :mrgreen:

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Reply #278
73 ans pour moi, ça va encore!


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Reply #280
72% scored higher (more nerdy), and
28% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.


42% are cooler, and
58% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

You're cooler than half the people! Great work!


You Will Die at Age 61 

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. 


You are going to die at the grand ol' age of:

73

Ecart de 12 ans entre les deux tests pour moi
Un brave Africain au plus rusé capitaine qui fut jamais.
"Tu sais vaincre; mais tu ne sais pas user de ta victoire: Rome, que tu tenais, t'échappe; et le destin ennemi t'a ôté tantôt le moyen, tantôt la pensée de la prendre."

Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #281
Bon alors, pour voir jusqu’à quel point vous êtes pourris jusqu’au trognon, 7 tests sur les péchés capitaux :

Gourmandise :

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Your Gluttony Quotient: 59%

You definitely have your gluttonous moments. For you, eating is a true hobby.
And while you do spend a lot on food, you can always make it back winning eating contests.



Envie:

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Your Envy Quotient: 57%

You are an envious person, but only at times.
Perhaps certain situations trigger your envy. Or maybe you're especially jealous when you're feeling insecure.
Instead of letting that green monster out, work on making your own life better.
And then maybe people will be envious of you.



Paresse :

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Your Sloth Quotient: 74%

You're a pretty lazy person, and you relish in your own sloth.
While being lazy does feel good, you're missing out on the really good parts of life that take a little work.



Orgueil:

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Your Pride Quotient: 58%

You have your proud moments, but you're also likely to be a little ashamed of them.
Don't be too hard on yourself. It's normal to want to make a stellar impression.



Avarice:

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Your Greed Quotient: 62%

You're definitely a greedy person, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to keep what's yours.
You are a bit spoiled and demanding at times - make sure to give a little back to those who are generous with you!


Colère:

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Your Wrath Quotient: 72%

Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want.
But just remember, there's a very thin line between fear and hate!



Et le meilleur pour la fin :yes: Luxure :

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Your Lust Quotient: 57%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!



Chouette, c’est l’enfer qui m’attend :peur: :mdr:
Si ça ne marche pas comme vous voulez, plaignez-vous jusqu'à ce que vous obteniez satisfaction :o

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Reply #282
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Disorder    Rating    Information
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    Moderate    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    Low    
Narcissistic:    Moderate    
Avoidant:    Low    
Dependent:    Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low


Boah, c'est nul comme truc en fait...

Je crois que j'ai pas compris cette question : "Do you see people who get taken advantage of as being weak and deserving of being used?"

Kingelf, j'adore tes résultats ! :ptdr:

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You scored as Jean Grey. 

Jean Grey is likely the most powerful X-Man. She loves Cyclops very much but she has a soft spot for Wolverine. She's psychic so she can sense how others are feeling and tries to help them. She also has to control her amazing powers or the malevolent Phoenix entity could take control of her and wreak havok. Powers: Telekinetic, Telepathic

Jean Grey   80%
Iceman   70%
Beast   65%
Storm   55%
Cyclops   50%
Nightcrawler   40%
Rogue   40%
Gambit   35%
Emma Frost   35%
Wolverine   25%
Colossus   20%


Classsssssssse :D


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Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy



You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.


Je remarque qu'on a souvent les mêmes trucs, nounouch ;)


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Your Extroversion Profile:

Excitement Seeking: High
Friendliness: High
Assertiveness: Medium
Cheerfulness: Medium
Sociability: Medium
Activity Level: Low


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You Are 38% Addicted to the Internet

Internet? Please. You're definitely not geeky enough to be that addicted.
You have a full life off your computer - and the internet is just a small pastime.


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You Are 28% Spoiled

You're barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head.
You appreciate each gift you're given - and you don't dwell on what you "deserve" to have.



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You Are 89% Peaceful

You are the epitome of inner peace and total calm.
You are grounded, emotionally mature, and very wise.
While no one's life is perfect, you have a great amount of perspective on the world - and you place in it.

Facile !


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Your Life is 73% Perfect

Your life is pretty darn perfect. You don't have much to complain about.
Of course, your life is occasionally less than perfect. But you're usually too happy to notice.

Je suis resté honnête...


A part ça, je suis Somewhat Mature, évidemment un Wild Drunk et 67% verseau (si c'est pas un test à la con, ça ^^)
"Je suis un intoxiqué.
- Intoxiqué de quoi ?
- De la vie. Je m'y suis adonné tout petit et je ne peux plus m'en passer."

T. Pratchett, Sourcellerie, Les Annales du Disque-Monde, livre V.

Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #283
Je crois que j'ai pas compris cette question : "Do you see people who get taken advantage of as being weak and deserving of being used?"


Ben en gros, ça veut dire "est-ce que vous considérez les gens qui se font exploiter/manipuler comme des faibles qui ne méritent que d'être utilisés"? 
Si ça ne marche pas comme vous voulez, plaignez-vous jusqu'à ce que vous obteniez satisfaction :o

Re: Mais qui sommes nous ? Tests en tout genre....

Reply #284
Vois-tu les gens qui se font exploiter comme des faibles qui méritent être utilisés, yes.
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