Flood !

[Nico]

ah ok d'accord.....

[999]

ah ok d'accord.....

Ouhla....  Prend un peu de repos nico ! 

[AZB]

Wéééééééééééé, je prends la tête!!! 

En même temps on n'osait pas le dire ... 

Meukilécon

( bon en même temps, ça m'a bien fait marrer c'te vanne débile )

[FX]

Comme nous tous nous riions à tes dépends 

[Kian]

Piqué sur la description d'un groupe de Facebook lié à mon ancienne école. Je n'ai lu que les premiers, mais j'adhère 

You know you're from Paris when...


1. You consider Boulogne, Neuilly, Saint-Denis etc to be the countryside. I mean, Porte de Versailles or Porte de la Villette mean there IS a door, and therefore an outside and an inside, right?

2. You know that, when you take the subway and you have to go through Châtelet, you NEED a ticket because you know exactly where the police is hiding (behind those glass window things)

3. You're SO over the sound the Carte Imaginaire makes when you swipe it on the machine

4. Your very first clubbing experience was at Les Planches. Now you think it looks more like a nursery than a club.

5. You know that a martini means a martini, and not that gross vermouth and gin mixture.

6. You find it normal that someone is randomly peeing in the street.

7. You peed in the street at least once in your life.

8. You think that having a car in Paris is useless, but to go from Concorde to Les Champs Elysées, you take a taxi.

9. You can tell only by looking at their clothes from which arrondissement people are.

10. Shopping is a competitive sport, fashion, a way of life.

11. You actually consider walking in dog shit with your left foot lucky (it happens so often, it might as well be useful)

12. You know the subway map by heart, but you have trouble learning the different regions of France.

13. You know that coffe isn't suppose to be served in a cup that looks like a bathtub. And you drink it at the bar, standing.

14. You hate Paris and Parisians.

15. You love Paris and Parisians.

16. When foreign people ask where you're from, you say "Paris", and not "France".

17. You could write a poem on La Durée/ Pierre Hermé macarons.

18. You have never been on the Eiffel Tower, or on a boat on the Seine, and you only go tothe Champs Elysées when it's Sunday night and you need to buy a book at Virgin for class on Monday.

19. When people say "Paname", you want to bleach their mouth.

20. You're so dramatic, you say you want to kill yourself at least five times a day.

21. You're surprised when someone holds the door for you at the subway exit.

22. You're even more surprised when a sales person asks if you're looking for something in particular. Actually that would never happen.

23.You know the guy whose sister's friend who's the cousin of a girl who knows the manager.

24. You got shit faced when you were 13, and now you drink real drinks, and look down on people who do vodka/beer shots at frat parties.

25. "Putain", "bordel", "merde" or the ever famous "putain de bordel de merde" are not considered "bad words"; I mean, you use them every day, and sometimes it's affectionate.

26. You don't really get excited when you go clubbing; you just take your bag and go.

27. You know that Paris is not a city, it's an attitude.

28. When you see "schales" in the street, you think that they should be banned from the city and burned at the stake.

29. You thinks it's normal when you know the life story of the butcher/baker/cashier of G20/homeless guy rue de Rennes/sales woman of H&M.

30. You KNOW that it's the most fabulous,angry, stylish, bitchy, comic, even romantic (even though you HATE clichés) city in the world and that, although you left, you will come back and stay for good.

Posté: Jeudi 28 Décembre, 14:58:12

You know you're from Paris when...


1. You consider Boulogne, Neuilly, Saint-Denis etc to be the countryside. I mean, Porte de Versailles or Porte de la Villette mean there IS a door, and therefore an outside and an inside, right?

Mais grave ! C'est trop ça 

2. You know that, when you take the subway and you have to go through Châtelet, you NEED a ticket because you know exactly where the police is hiding (behind those glass window things)

En effet...

3. You're SO over the sound the Carte Imaginaire makes when you swipe it on the machine

Rah ce vieux bip pourri !

4. Your very first clubbing experience was at Les Planches. Now you think it looks more like a nursery than a club.

Euh, même pas vrai ça. C'était pas la première mais la 2ème 

5. You know that a martini means a martini, and not that gross vermouth and gin mixture.

Vodka martini !

6. You find it normal that someone is randomly peeing in the street.

Bah oui, l'habitude quoi. En général remarque, moi on ne me voit pas, je me cache bien.

7. You peed in the street at least once in your life.

Ah on y vient. Ce n'est pas comme si je pouvais compter le nombre de fois.

8. You think that having a car in Paris is useless, but to go from Concorde to Les Champs Elysées, you take a taxi.

Presque entierement vrai 

9. You can tell only by looking at their clothes from which arrondissement people are.

Ca aussi c'est assez véridique.

10. Shopping is a competitive sport, fashion, a way of life.

Ah non, absolument pas.

11. You actually consider walking in dog shit with your left foot lucky (it happens so often, it might as well be useful)

Non plus.

12. You know the subway map by heart, but you have trouble learning the different regions of France.

Tout à fait.

13. You know that coffe isn't suppose to be served in a cup that looks like a bathtub. And you drink it at the bar, standing.

Ouai, une petite tasse au comptoir pour le p'tit kawa.

14. You hate Paris and Parisians.

15. You love Paris and Parisians.

Mais ouai ! 

16. When foreign people ask where you're from, you say "Paris", and not "France".

Ca aussi c'est vrai. A l'étranger je dis toujours "I'm from Paris" et je précise eventuellement "France" ensuite.

17. You could write a poem on La Durée/ Pierre Hermé macarons.

Non

18. You have never been on the Eiffel Tower, or on a boat on the Seine, and you only go tothe Champs Elysées when it's Sunday night and you need to buy a book at Virgin for class on Monday.

Excellent ! En fait si, je suis allé une seule etr unique fois sur la Tour Eiffel mais j'avais 7 ou 8 ans. Le reste tout à fait, mais je vais aussi sur les Champs pour aller au ciné.

19. When people say "Paname", you want to bleach their mouth.

Pas vraiment.

20. You're so dramatic, you say you want to kill yourself at least five times a day.

Bof

21. You're surprised when someone holds the door for you at the subway exit.

Ouep, mais moi je le fais.

22. You're even more surprised when a sales person asks if you're looking for something in particular. Actually that would never happen.

Sont trop occupés à papoter.

23.You know the guy whose sister's friend who's the cousin of a girl who knows the manager.

Oui, mais en plus court, ça marche mieux.

24. You got shit faced when you were 13, and now you drink real drinks, and look down on people who do vodka/beer shots at frat parties.

Bof bof...

25. "Putain", "bordel", "merde" or the ever famous "putain de bordel de merde" are not considered "bad words"; I mean, you use them every day, and sometimes it's affectionate.

Tout à fait, mais je préfère mon fameux "Putain de bordel de sa race la pute" 

26. You don't really get excited when you go clubbing; you just take your bag and go.

Non

27. You know that Paris is not a city, it's an attitude.

Banco !

28. When you see "schales" in the street, you think that they should be banned from the city and burned at the stake.

Ca veut dire quoi "schales" ?

29. You thinks it's normal when you know the life story of the butcher/baker/cashier of G20/homeless guy rue de Rennes/sales woman of H&M.

Euh pas vraiment.

30. You KNOW that it's the most fabulous,angry, stylish, bitchy, comic, even romantic (even though you HATE clichés) city in the world and that, although you left, you will come back and stay for good.

Banco

[Amir]

mwahahaha le truc de parigot! Les mecs qui croient qu'après le périph y a plus rien, limite y a un gouffre (un peu à la Christophe Colomb).
Vive la province!!!

[Wingman]

http://howgee.blogspot.com/2006/12/la-tristesse-des-voix-pour-gps.html

Des voix spéciales à télécharger pour le GPS Tom Tom , je savais pas ou le mettre alors je le met ici
Yen a des terribles, bon pas forcément super bien faites mais bon t'as un GPS à la Jean Claude Vandamme c'est la classe

[FX]

Ce mal de tête... Putain de révisions...

[AZB]

Ce mal de tête... Putain de révisions...

[FX]

 

Et toi kétafé pour l'réveillon ?

[Peter]

Ce mal de tête... Putain de révisions...

je vais m'y mettre aujourd'hui moi ... une semaine pour tout revoir ca sera chaud mais on va faire avec

[FX]

Moi j'ai fait : Institutions administratives et juridictionnelles, et Histoire du droit, ainsi que la moitié de l'Histoire contemporaine.

Me reste donc l'autre moitié et les deux plus grosses, droit civil et constit', en même temps, c'est ce que je connais le mieux 

[Peter]

Moi j'ai fait : Institutions administratives et juridictionnelles, et Histoire du droit, ainsi que la moitié de l'Histoire contemporaine.

Me reste donc l'autre moitié et les deux plus grosses, droit civil et constit', en même temps, c'est ce que je connais le mieux 

j'ai 16 en anlgais donc histoire contempo j'apprend pas, j'aurais pas trop de mal a avoir 4 je pense

[Wingman]

Suis encore emmerdé avec mes liens qui passent partout et nul part à la fois

http://www.geekzone.fr/blog/?2007/01/01/1111-violon-all

Des djeunz qui refont une musique de Halo dans leur salon, et comme dit dans le titre du lien, le violon c'est super puissant quand la musique est bonne (bonne bonne bonne)
S'trop beau !


Et pis tiens et si j'allais me piauter moi hein ... allez au pageot comme dirait l'autre

[RoiLion.Thom]

wing, tu sais qu'il existe un topic spécial "liens débiles" ?